There are some who have been deeply inspired to follow in the footsteps of the great doctor, Dr. G. Hart-ley. Two such individuals are well-known and respected professors in their own right and friends, Dr. Henry "Hank" Schlitz and Dr. Augustus Shotz. These two esteemed doctors met at a Zombificus conference led by Dr. G. Hart-ley a few years ago, in the Minneapolis-Saint Paul area. During one of the session breaks, they struck up a conversation with one another over the blandness of the concessionary beer being offered.
As it turned out, they're both amateur beer connoisseurs. As a fun side hobby, Dr. Schlitz freelances as a regional Alcohol and Beverage consultant along the East Coast. While Dr. Shotz.... just drinks a lot.
The early footage we're showing here today is some preliminary testing the two doctors are doing in regards to possibly domesticating the zombie monstrosities for use by the public.
As we can see from the footage, there may be some advancements in the controlling and minding of them in the near future, based upon the early-stage findings by these two impressive doctors. Dr. Hart-ley herself has shown some strong interest in their findings and has offered to assist with anything Dr. Schlitz and Dr. Shotz may need. All of the participants in this video not only survived the ordeal, but also successfully retained all of their digits.
So, stay tuned!!
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