No Deal - Won't Speak

Boris Johnson's No Doubt tribute band.

LYRICS:

EU and we
We used to be together
Mutually tethered
Weren’t we?
I really feel
We’d be better off without them
Than getting ever further Krautened
And Frenched-up

We must be brave
And rule the waves
Oh shit there’s some expats with a megaphone

Won’t speak
Over all their heckles
I’ll leave it to Bettel
They’ll boo me and it hurts
Won’t speak
I’ll leave an empty podium
My eyes are full of sodium
They boo me and it hurts

EU and we
Were mutually respectful
But nowadays they’re Jekyll
And I Hyde
And as for that jerk
From Luxembourg
He’s a big girl’s blouse
And a pound shop Taoiseach

Won’t speak
Over all their heckles
I’ll leave it to Bettel
They’ll boo me and it hurts
Won’t speak
This feels like an ambush
And they won’t like my anguish
Hulk smash them ‘til it hurts!

Fuck Luxembourg
At least Laura Kuenssberg
Is onside

It’s bananas
B-E-N-D-Y bananas

Backing track: YouTube/karafun

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